As we were leaving the parking lot of Ikea today, a woman sporting a tattoo sleeve & her little boys crossed in front of us & I said to my boys, "Hey that kids mom has a sleeve. What if YOUR Mom had one?" Silence. Then my 11, (going on 18yr old) said, "Um, that would be gross." Me: "Why? The 6yr old offered: "You're not the kind of girl who has tattoos." (I LOVE that he still calls me a "girl"!) Me: "Really?! And what kind is that?" 6yr old: "Idk...other girls." 11yr old: "He means like other women. Who wear different clothes." (I think he meant "Other women who are cool and can actually pull off a visible tattoo, unlike you, Mom" but just didn't know how to verbalize it correctly.) 6yr old: "Like girls with blonde and brown hair and stuff." Me: "I have blonde and brown hair." 6yr old: "No, like at the same time." Me: "